Funny Signboards

 

Funny signboards......enjoy !!!!

In a veterinarian's waiting room:

"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"

Door of a plastic surgeon's office:

"Hello. Can we pick your nose?"


A sign on the back shield of a car:

DO YOU BELIEVE IN LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT OR
SHOULD I DRIVE BY AGAIN?


On a Plumbers truck:

"We repair what your husband fixed."

Pizza shop slogan:

"7 days without pizza makes one weak."

At a towing company:

"We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."

On a maternity room door:

"Push. Push. Push."

At an optometrist's office:

"If you don't see what you're looking for, you've
come to the right place."

In a restaurant window:

"Don't stand there and be hungry. Come on in and get

fed up."

In the front yard of a funeral home:
"Drive carefully. We'll wait."

On a California freeway:
Fine for Littering

In a Kansas City oculist's office:
Broken lenses duplicated here

In a barbershop:

During vacation of owner, a competent hair stylist will be here

At a bookstore:
Rare, out-of-print, and nonexistent books


NOTICE IN A FIELD:

The farmer allows walkers to cross the field for free, but
the bull charges.

Seen at a Railway Station.
Aana free, jaana free, Pakdhe gaye to khana free

Sign at a barber's saloon in Delhi
We need your heads to run our business

Notice at a barber's shop:
Haircut for Rs 15/- . Children for Rs 10/-

Notice in the toilet
This urinal is out of order - Kindly use the floor below.

Sign in a restaurant:
All drinking water in this establishment has been personally passed by the
manager

Seen on a bulletin board:
Sucess is relative.
More the success, more the relatives.

Sign on a famous beauty parlour window:
Don't whistle at the girl going out from here. She may be your Grandmother.