Funny Signboards 2

Funny signboards......enjoy !!!!


 

At restaurant-gas stations:
"Eat here and get gas."

In a New Hampshire jewelry store:
"Ears pierced while you wait."

In an New York restaurant"
"Customers who consider our waitresses uncivil ought to see the
manager."

In a Michigan restaurant:
"The early bird gets the worm!"
"Special shoppers' luncheon before 11:00 AM."

On a long-established New Mexico dry cleaning store:
"Thirty-eight years on the same spot."


In a Los Angeles dance hall:
"Good clean dancing every night but Sunday."


On a movie theater:
"Children's matinee today. Adults not admitted unless with child."


In a Florida maternity ward:
"No children allowed!"

In a New York drugstore:
"We dispense with accuracy."

In the office of a loan company:
"Ask about our plans for owning your home."


In a New York medical building:
"Mental health prevention center."

In a toy department:
"Five Santa Clauses -- no waiting."

On a Maine shop:
"Our motto is to give our customers the lowest possible prices and
workmanship.

In the window of a Kentucky appliance store:
"Don't kill your wife. Let our washing machines do the dirty work."

On a window of a New Hampshire burger restaurant:
"Yes, we are open. Sorry for the inconvenience."


In a clothing store:
"Wonderful bargains for men with 16 and 17 necks."

In a Tacoma, Washington men's clothing store:
"15 men's wool suits - $10.00 - They won't last an hour!"

On an Indiana shopping mall marquee:
"Archery tournament. Ears pierced."

Outside a country shop:
"We buy junk and sell antiques."

On a North Carolina highway:
"EAT"
"300 FEET"

In the window of an Oregon general store:
"Why go elsewhere to be cheated, when you can come here?"

In a Massachusettes parking area reserved for birdwatchers:
"Parking for birds only."

In front of a New Hampshire store:
"Endurable floors."

On a radiator repair garage:
"Best place too take a leak."

In a Pennsylvania cemetery:
"Persons are prohibited from picking flowers from any but their own
graves."

On a roller coaster:
"Watch your head."

On the grounds of a private school:
"No trespassing without permission."


In a library:
"Blotter paper will no longer be available until the public stops
taking it away.


On a Tennessee highway:
"Take Notice: When this sign is under water the road is impasable."

Similarily in a New Hampshire car wash:
"If you can't read this, it's time to wash your car."