Funny Signboards 3
"Signs Found in the Kitchen"

 

So this isn't Home Sweet Home ... Adjust!


Ring bell for maid service. If no answer, do it yourself!


I clean house every other day. Today is the other day.


If you write in the dust, please don't date it!


I would cook dinner but I can't find the can opener!


My house was clean last week, too bad you missed it!


I came, I saw, I decided to order take out.


If you don't like my standards of cooking ...lower your standards.

Although you'll find our house a mess, Come in, sit down, converse. It doesn't always look like this: Some days it's
even worse.


A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand!

Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.

Countless number of people have eaten in this kitchen and gone on to lead
normal lives.


My next house will have no kitchen ... just vending machines.


No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes.


A husband is someone who takes out the trash and gives the impression he just cleaned the whole house.

Help keep the kitchen clean - eat out.