Man Vs Woman
1. Tests have shown that women rate 3% higher in general intelligence than men,
although their brain size is smaller.
Most women act dumb to make their mates look good.
2. Women are walking radar detectors, that is why men have difficulty lying to
women. Their brains have the ability to
integrate and decipher verbal, visual and other signals of body language. Hence
women will always be safe when
faking an orgasm.
3. Women want lots of sex with the man she loves. Men just want lots of sex.
4. When men flirt, they will lower their pitch of voice. Women will raise
theirs.
5. Women talk and think aloud while men do them silently. As a result, men
think women talk too much and are nags.
6. Women talk about their problems as a way of relieving stress. She wants to be
heard, not fixed by being offered
advice and solutions.
7. Speech and words are not a specific brain skill for men. They find it hard
to express themselves. That's why they often choose greeting cards with plenty
of words inside. That way, there's less
space for them to write.
8. Women leave men, not because they are unhappy with what he can provide,but
because they are emotionally
unfulfilled.
9. Women uses an average of 20,000 communication words, sounds, and gestures a
day. Men only use about 7,000.
10. So if a woman is talking to you a lot, she likes you. But if she's not
talking, you're in trouble.
11. Men are more thick-skined than women. Literally. Which explains why women
have more wrinkles than men. Boys
lose their sensitivity to touch by the time they reach puberty. So where does
all that sensitivity go? It all goes to just one
area !
12. If a woman is unhappy in her relationship, she can't concentrate on her
work. If a man is unhappy at work, he can't focus on his relationship.
13. Men can only do one thing at a time. When they stop their car to read a
street directory, they have to turn down the radio. Women's brains are
configured for multi-tasking performance. They can talk on the phone, watch the
TV and cook at the same time.
14. Most men get a brain hemorrhage after 20 minutes of clothes shopping.
15. When it comes to sex, women need a reason; men need a place.
16. 15% to 20% of men have feminised brains. About 10% of women have
masculinised brains. So there are more gays than lesbians in the world.
17. Most women prefer sex with the lights off because they can't bear to see a
man enjoying himself. Men like the
lights on - so they can get the woman's name right.