Birthday Messages

Inspirational Birthday Quotes


Everyone is the age of their heart.

To keep the heart unwrinkled, to be hopeful, kindly, cheerful, reverent that is to triumph over old age.

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.

Grow old with me the best is yet to come.

If wrinkles must be written upon our brows, let them not be written upon the heart. The spirit should never grow old.

Don't just count your years, make your years count.

A true friend remembers your birthday but not your age.

To me, fair friend, you never can be old,
For as you were when first your eye I eye'd,
Such seems your beauty still.

Youth is the gift of nature, but age is a work of art.


Humorous Birthday Quotes


There is still no cure for the common birthday.

Birthdays are nature's way of telling us to eat more cake.

Why is a birthday cake the only food you can blow on and spit on and everybody rushes to get a piece?

As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two...

Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you live.

Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life.

The first hundred years are the hardest.

Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else.

You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

You know you're getting old when all the names in your black book have M.D. after them.

Age is a number and mine is unlisted.

Old age isn't so bad when you consider the alternatives.

Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese.

You're only young once, but you can be immature forever.

Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed.

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.