Funny Messages


 

1.We go up and down, protection is tight,
keepin it up all damn night,
never tired always alert.....
I love my job as a security guard

2.Who Wants 2 B A
$MILLIONAIRE$
Let's play?
Q.Nobody likes u
cos u r a:
A.Prick B.Wanka
C.Rsole D.Twat
50/50?
phone a friend?
RING ME! I'LL
TELL U!

3Girls think
boys are fit.
Boys think
girls are sexy.
But don't worry...
I'm sure science
will come up
with something
to help you.

4.Can u pronounce good english:- read along woof,
roof, loof, shoof, shoof, woof, loof, roof,
poof, woof woof, hoof, woof, roof, shoof.
Test results: U r a good
dog. Now stop barking.

5.Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish.
I asked 4 "world peace".
That's impossible, he said.
Then I asked him 2 give u brains.
He said "Let me try world peace"

6.Falling in love is a sweet ambition,
finding true love is a life time mission..
Take my word, follow the Indian tradition
& marry ur dad's ugly decision !

7.Good looks catch the eyes but
Good Personality catches the heart,
You are blessed with both!. FLATTERED?.
Don't Be, it was sent to me,
I just wanted you to read it.

8.From Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec,
From birth till my death, my feelings 4 u
have never changed. For me, you've always been...........
a headache !

9.1 day u'll B srprisd 2C ME beside U.
U & ME laughing, U & ME crying,
U & ME dreaming, U & ME holding on,
U & ME... just U & ME sitting in a
MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING U.

10.I cannot hide this from u any more. I don't want 2 hurt u and I feel it's best if I tell u,
before you hear it from someone else ............
Potato Prices Have Gone Up !