Funny sms

 

1.Tussi Hasde yo sanu hasaan vaaste****
tussi rone yo saanu rovaan vaaste****
ek vaar rus ke ta vekho sohneyo****
Marr javange tuhanu manaan vaaste

2.Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain****
Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain****
Yeh to unke bache hee kamine hain,****
Jo Mamma-Mamma bulaate hain.

3.Zindagi Hey to Khwab Hain,
Khwab hain tu Manzilen Hain,
Manzilen Hain to Rastay Hain Rastay Hain,
TU Mushkilen Hain our Mushkilen Hain Tu "Main Hoon Na"

4.This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, an cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat,20 cat, seconds cat !... Now read it without the word cat.

5.You've got Sex Appeal... You've got Style... You've got Intelligence... You've got Class... You've got D Face... & You've got D Body... & I've got the wrong number! Sorry!

6.Last nite I lay in bed, looking at the stars, the beautiful sky and the endless horizon.... and suddenly I thought... where the hell is my roof?

7.The animals of a jungle have decided to hold a meeting. The lion has come, the tiger has come, the elephant has come, the monkey has come.. But The meeting hasn't started. Guess why ? Because the Donkey is busy reading this SMS !

8.i love "u", I love "u", I love "u", I love "u", I love "u", I love "u", I love "u". Hey! Don't get excited, I love other alphabets too...v, w, x, y, z !

9.Dark were those days, without your sight. When I was in darkness, you gave me light. You gave me strength 2 make life bright. Thank you so much PHILIPS TUBELIGHT !

10.I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. That's because Meneka Gandhi says "Love Animals" !