Funny sms 2

 

21.Mandir mein jaap karta hoon,****
Masjid mein adaab karta hoon,****
Insaan se kahin bhagwan na ban jaun****
isliye roz tujhko SMS karke paap karta hoon

22.Kiss is not like Nokia...Connecting People****
Kiss is not like Nike..Just Do It.****
Kiss is not like Pepsi..Yeh Dil Maange More****
But Kiss is like Pan Parag..Ek Se Mera Kya Hoga

23.Phoolon se khoobsurat koi nahi.***
Sagar se gahra koi nahi.****
Ab aapki kya tarif karu...****
Dosto me aap jaisa...Nalayak koi nahi!

24.God created the earth,****
God created the woods, ****
God created you too, ****
but yes, even God makes mistakes!

25.Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gayi hai,****
gamm ke saagar me is kadar kho gayi hai,****
tum kar do ek SMS yeh gujarish hai meri,****
tumari SMS ki adat si ho gayi hai.

26.A Friend is Sweet when its NEW****
Its Sweeter when its TRUE****
But you know that its the sweetest when it is U

27.Mohit uncle mujhe na Bandar dekhna hai ****
Mohit : - Beta vo abhi SMS Type raha hai.

28.I've seen angels in the sky,****
I've seen snow fall in July,****
I've seen things you could only imagine to see or do,****
But I still haven't seen anything sweeter than you!

29.Love is like war...****
Easy to start...****
Difficult to end...****
Impossible to forget

30.You look so fine!I want to...****
break your heart and give you mine

31.Do you believe in love at first sight****
or do I have to walk by again??