Hinglish Messages

 

1.Recent News Headlines : Softdrinks Contain Dangerous Pestcides. Insan to newspaper padh sakte hain
par janwaro ka kya hoga kyonki....
Aaj kal CHEETAH BHI PEETA HAI !


2.Kash tumhare chere pe chicken-pox ke daag hote,
Kash tumhare chere pe chicken-pox ke daag hote,
chand to tum ho hi,
sitare bhi saath hote!!


3.What did god say after making the firsT NEGRO?
THINK????
any guesses?????
nah!!!!!!!!!
he said," Aayla jal Gaya!


4.Maine poocha chand se... Kabhi dekha hai mere yaar sa hasin..... Chand bola....
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5.Arz kiya hai,
Tere dar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge,
Tere dar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge,
Tere dar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge,
Ghanti bajainge aur bhaag jayenge !


6.Gandhi bhi chala gaya,
nehru bhi mar gaya,


subhash bose ka bhi kuchh pata nahi,
aur meri bhi tabiyat thik nahi hai....

pata nahi desh ka ab kya hoga.


7.Zindagi mein teen cheezen kabhi bhi aa sakti hain....
PAISA..... MAUT.....
Aur..... Aur..... Aur.....

Mera SMS !


8.Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho.....

Itna qatil kaise sharma lete ho.....
Kitni aasani se Jaan le lete ho.....

Kisi ne sikhaya hai ya bachpan se hi
kamine ho ?


9.Aaj didar, kal yaar, parso pyar, phir ekrar, aur phir-intzar, phir-takrar, phir- darar, saari mehnat-bekar,
aur akhir mein-Ek aur devdas at beer bar!


10.Tu chandramukhi main surajmukhi,
tu mujhse dukhi main tujhse dukhi.
Chatt se chhalang laga de,
phir tu bhi sukhi, main bhi sukhi.