Miscellaneous Messages

 

-You are so beautiful, sweet and faithful... It is a pity that I do not like animals!!!

-I think you are ugly and stupid, You are a real pain in the …... Wait a moment.... oh no, I do have the right number...

-Roses are red, violets are blue, when I sense the smell of the bathroom, I think of you !

-I do not swear, I do not smoke and I do not drink ! O damned My cigarette has fallen in my glass of beer ...

-I wish you lots of itching and short arms.

-You have the face of a saint...a Saint-Bernard!

-Will we play the hulk together??.....I will be tall and strong and you green and ugly!!!

-If you did not have any feet, would you wear shoes?? ...no... why do you wear a bra????!!!

-A fart is a flying planet, created by God and produced by men!

-Why do men fart more often than women ? Because women do not keep their mouth shut long enough to build up the pressure..

-Oké honey, we will try one more time!! How do you spell 'IQ' ? -I am born this way, but what is your excuse?

-I love the sea, I love the rocks, but when I see you I need to puke ! -Some people die. Others become a teacher...

-The more the merrier. The more women, the more prettier.

-Women are just like frogs. They have a big mouth and are scared of the stork.

-If you are raped and you cannot defend yourself... keep still and enjoy it ! -If I ever die because of marihuana, mark on my grave, I am too stoned to get up!!

-When I was a baby, I played with toys. Now I'm a lady and I play with boys!!

-You know when you are really too fat? When you are on the beach and Greenpeace carries you back to the sea.

-When are you really full of confidence? .............. If you fart having diarrhea.

-Roses are red ... Violets are blue ... but a face like yours belongs in the zoo !!!

-On the door of a toilet....Some people come here to sit and wonder, I come here to shit like thunder!

-Nice hair, a shame that you sit on it. -Roses are red violets are blue, shit stinks and so do you!

-He kisses her gently on the lips. She does not feel comfortable, squeezes her legs, and so his glasses broke.

-A woman is a marvellous creation, she produces milk without eating grass, she bleeds without being hurt, gets wet even when it does not rain and sucks without needing power.

-It is red and it taps on the window .................... A baby in a microwave.

-I like your style ... I like your class ... but most of all I like your ass

Ths msg cn only B read by a SEXY person: Nothing? Sorry, I guess UR just not SEXY… Hey! Dnt force it ugly, get lost!

2 cows in a field. 1 cow says 'Hv U hrd about ths mad cow disease?' T oTr thinks & replies 'Yep but it doesn't affect us rabbits.'