Sardar Messages
Below 18
Why did 18 Sardars go to a movie?
Because below 18 was not allowed.
Sardarji's Intelligence
How do you measure Sardarji's intelligence?
Stick a tire pressure gauge in his ear
Hand Grenade
What do you do when Sardarji throws a hand grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back.
Hand Grenade-2
What do you do when Sardarji throws a pin at you?
Run like crazy...he's got a hand grenade in his mouth.
Joke On Wednesday
How do you make Sardarji laugh on Saturday?
Tell him a joke on Wednesday.
Hands over ear
What was Sardarji doing when he held his hands tightly over
his ears?
He was trying to hold on to a thought.
Retrain
Why does Sardarji work seven days a week?
So you don't have to retrain him on Monday.
Ice Cubes
Why can't Sardarji make ice cubes?
He always forget the recipe.
Kill The Bird
How did Sardarji try to kill the bird?
He threw it off a cliff.
A wind tunnel
What do you call 10 Sardars standing ear to ear?
A wind tunnel.
Back Of Head
What do you see when you look into Sardarji's eyes?
The back of his head.
Lightning
Why does Sardarji always smile when a lightning blazes?
He thinks his picture is being shot.
Shoes
Why does Sardarji have TGIF written on their shoes? Toes Go
In First.
Fax
How can you tell when Sardarji sends you a fax?
It has a stamp on it.
Second One
Why can't Sardarji dial 911?
He can't find the Second 1 on the dial.
Dead Bird
"Oh, look at the dead bird."
Sardarji looked skyward and asked, "Where, Where?
Smart Sardars and UFOs
What do smart Sardars and UFOs have in common?
You always hear about them but you never see them.
Sardar Snowman
Why does it take longer to build a Sardar snowman than a
regular one?
You have to hollow out the head.
Answering Machine
Sardarji fixed an answering machine at home.
Two days later he disconnected it because he was getting
complaints like
"Saala phone utha ke bolta hai ghar pe nahin hai."
Photocopies
What does Sardarji do after taking photocopies?
He compares it with the original for spelling mistakes.
