X Rude Messages 1
 

MSG:- 1
How do you piss off an archeologist? Show her a used tampon and ask her wot period it came from!

MSG:- 2
Today its cool to have small cars and small computers. Soon it will be cool to have a small penis too. then you my friend will be THE MAN!!

MSG:- 3
Why do women have orgasms during sex??? It gives them something to moan about even when they are fucking enjoying themselves

MSG:- 4
Mr&Mrs Blobby r lyin in bed 1 nite Mrs Bloby turns 2 mr bloby & says 'bluba lluba lupblub' mr bloby turns & says 'shut the fuck up and swallow bitch!

MSG:- 5
4SALE- MY COCK.DONE A FEW KAYS.STIL UNDER WARANTY.TWIN TANKS SHAVED & POLISHED
HEAD. SLIGHTLY WORN. 9"INCH STIFF. GOES HARD & FAST.NEEDS HEAD JOB!$50.00...ONO

MSG:- 6
23 useless parts on a mans body.20 nails u cant hammer.2 balls u cant throw &1 cock that cant "crow".dont laff ladies??URE PUSSY CANT CATCH MICE

MSG:- 7
why do men have their best ideas during sex?..... coz there plugged
into a fuckin GENIUS!!

MSG:- 8
If u had sex 365 times in 12 months & u melted down the condoms to make a tyre.what would u call it?........... a f**king Goodyear.

MSG:- 9
girls reaction 2 penis sizes: 9'' ooh shit pain 7'' ooh yes shit 6'' ooh
perfect 5''mmmm ok 4'' push more 3'' is it in 2'' just use ur fuckin tongue

MSG:- 10
UR NETWORK IS CHANGIN ITS PRICE PLAN.ITS DETERMINED BY UR COC SIZE.AS FROM NOW
UR CALLS ARE FREE!!!!