X-SMS Messages

 

1.KFC
A woman is like a kentuckey fried chicken,
it has legs ,breasts and a greasy box
to stick your bone in.

2.Little Star
Twinkle, twinkle little rectum
big cocks cum when you least expect them,
never mind the screams of passion
whoop it up with doggy fashion.

3.Arse Icons
(_!_) Regular arse
(__!__) Fat arse
(!) Tight arse
(_*_) Sore arse
(_o_) Well used arse
(_e=mc2_) Smart arse
(_x_) Kiss my arse

4.Hot Sex
There is Hot-sex,
Fast-sex, Group-sex,
Safe-sex, Leather-sex,
Telephone-sex,
and for people with your face ...
NO SEX !

5.Women's Needs
There are 4 animal species
a woman needs in her life:
Jaguar in her garage,
mink in her closet,
tiger in her bed!
And of course a donkey to pay her bills!!

6.Sick Leave
A guy call into work and says:
Boss I can´t come to work to day, I´m sick.
Boss asks: How sick are you?
The guy says: I´m fucking my sister how sick is that?

7.Brand Sex
Sex is like nokia -connecting people
like Nike -just do it
Like Pepsi -ask for more
Like Samsung -everyone is invited

and like me -TO GOOD TO BE TRUE!

8.Valentine
Roses are red,
violets are blue,
I was born beautiful,
but what the hell happened to you?

9.Fucking Mafia
Licking pussy is like playing with the mafia...
One wrong move and you are in DEEP SHIT!!!!

10.The Alphabet
a-ur attractive
b-ur beautiful
c-ur caring
d-ur delicous
e-ur exciting
f-ur funny
g-ur gorgeous
h-ur heavenly
I-IM
J-JUST
K-KIDDING
L-LOSER!